{"id":103810,"date":"2018-04-20T13:34:19","date_gmt":"2018-04-20T11:34:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/?p=103810"},"modified":"2018-04-20T13:34:19","modified_gmt":"2018-04-20T11:34:19","slug":"le-cheque-cadeau-evanescent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/2018\/04\/20\/le-cheque-cadeau-evanescent\/","title":{"rendered":"Le ch\u00e8que-cadeau \u00e9vanescent"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Ouvert aux commentaires.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Dans ma nouvelle s\u00e9rie \u00ab\u00a0Les myst\u00e8res de la soci\u00e9t\u00e9 de consommation\u00a0\u00bb, apr\u00e8s la <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/2018\/04\/12\/chocolat-quest-ce-qui-ma-echappe\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">dilatation d\u00e9mentielle de l&#8217;emballage du chocolat<\/a>, aujourd&rsquo;hui : \u00ab\u00a0Le ch\u00e8que-cadeau \u00e9vanescent\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Voici de quoi il s&rsquo;agit. Hier et aujourd&rsquo;hui, une dame m&rsquo;appelle (peut-\u00eatre pas la m\u00eame) pour me dire d&rsquo;un ton guilleret&nbsp;: \u00ab\u00a0Bravo Monsieur, permettez-moi de vous f\u00e9liciter : vous avez gagn\u00e9 un ch\u00e8que-cadeau de 1.500&nbsp;\u20ac&nbsp;!\u00a0\u00bb, \u00e0 quoi je lui r\u00e9ponds &#8211; vous me connaissez, toujours tr\u00e8s poli &#8211; \u00ab\u00a0Merci beaucoup Madame&nbsp;!\u00a0\u00bb, sur quoi&#8230; elle raccroche&nbsp;!<\/p>\n<p>Bon, je devine qu&rsquo;il y a une astuce, comme la pr\u00e9sentation \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9talage pour la barre de chocolat, et que ce n&rsquo;est pas en disant demain\u00a0\u00e0 la troisi\u00e8me reprise :\u00a0\u00ab\u00a0Merci beaucoup Monsieur&nbsp;!\u00a0\u00bb que j&rsquo;obtiendrai plus ais\u00e9ment mon ch\u00e8que-cadeau.<\/p>\n<p>Amis fut\u00e9s, quelle est l&rsquo;astuce ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>Ouvert aux commentaires.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Dans ma nouvelle s\u00e9rie \u00ab\u00a0Les myst\u00e8res de la soci\u00e9t\u00e9 de consommation\u00a0\u00bb, apr\u00e8s la <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/2018\/04\/12\/chocolat-quest-ce-qui-ma-echappe\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">dilatation d\u00e9mentielle de l&#8217;emballage du chocolat<\/a>, aujourd&rsquo;hui : \u00ab\u00a0Le ch\u00e8que-cadeau \u00e9vanescent\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[833],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-vie-de-tous-les-jours"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103810"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103810\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":103814,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103810\/revisions\/103814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}