{"id":125516,"date":"2020-12-18T17:31:24","date_gmt":"2020-12-18T16:31:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/?p=125516"},"modified":"2020-12-18T17:31:49","modified_gmt":"2020-12-18T16:31:49","slug":"si-je-lattrape-transportez-moi-donc-a-cuba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/2020\/12\/18\/si-je-lattrape-transportez-moi-donc-a-cuba\/","title":{"rendered":"<b>Si je l&rsquo;attrape, transportez-moi donc \u00e0 Cuba&nbsp;!<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/t6If4SI3RXI\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Merci \u00e0 yves13 pour la traduction :<\/p>\n<p>Il s\u2019est pris pour Superman<br \/>\nVoler sans masque<br \/>\nEt j\u2019avais ce beau gosse<br \/>\nCerveau de seboruco (\u00e0 Cuba, seboruco d\u00e9signe une roche calcaire)<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Il ne se lavait pas les mains<br \/>\nParce qu\u2019il \u00e9tait \u00e0 moiti\u00e9 cochon<br \/>\nEt garder ses distances<br \/>\nIl s\u2019en fichait compl\u00e8tement<\/p>\n<p>Sois sage, sois sage<br \/>\nSois sage, ma petite<br \/>\nSois sage, ou tu veux<br \/>\nRetourner \u00e0 la quarantaine<\/p>\n<p>Quand j\u2019arrivais dans les bars<br \/>\nComme il n\u2019avait pas de t\u00eate<br \/>\nIl formait la recholata (terme d\u00e9signant \u00e0 Cuba une activit\u00e9 festive o\u00f9 l\u2019on boit et remue beaucoup!)<br \/>\nEt il grimpait sur la table<\/p>\n<p>Il toussait et \u00e9ternuait<br \/>\nEt \u00e7a \u00e9claboussait les gens<br \/>\nIl les baptisait tous<br \/>\nM\u00eame s\u2019ils n\u2019\u00e9taient pas croyants<\/p>\n<p>Sois gentil avec moi&#8230;<br \/>\n_<br \/>\nLe virus est toujours dehors<br \/>\nEt toi, au lieu de le combattre<br \/>\nEn agissant ainsi<br \/>\nTu t\u2019occupes de la distribution<\/p>\n<p>Je suis s\u00fbr que Eleggu\u00e1 (divinit\u00e9 de la santeria cubaine montrant le chemin)<br \/>\nIl veut que tu ailles mieux<br \/>\nPense \u00e0 Chang\u00f3 et Yemay\u00e1 (deux autres divinit\u00e9s tr\u00e8s \u2018li\u00e9es\u2019 de la santeria cubaine)<br \/>\nSois un copain et ne contamine pas<br \/>\n_<br \/>\nSois bien sage&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/t6If4SI3RXI\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Merci \u00e0 yves13 pour la traduction :<\/p>\n<p>Il s\u2019est pris pour Superman<br \/> Voler sans masque<br \/> Et j\u2019avais ce beau gosse<br \/> Cerveau de seboruco (\u00e0 Cuba, seboruco d\u00e9signe une roche calcaire)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7507,6301,6482],"tags":[7019,7072,7505,7557,7102],"class_list":["post-125516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cuba","category-epidemiologie","category-musique","tag-coronavirus","tag-covid-19","tag-cuba","tag-gestes-barriere","tag-pandemie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125516"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125516\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":125518,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125516\/revisions\/125518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}