{"id":139691,"date":"2024-04-15T09:41:12","date_gmt":"2024-04-15T07:41:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/?p=139691"},"modified":"2024-04-15T09:41:12","modified_gmt":"2024-04-15T07:41:12","slug":"avec-le-printemps-le-retour-aux-terrasses-de-cafes-par-rienderien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/2024\/04\/15\/avec-le-printemps-le-retour-aux-terrasses-de-cafes-par-rienderien\/","title":{"rendered":"<b>Avec le printemps, le retour aux terrasses de caf\u00e9s<\/b>, par rienderien"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Stable-Diffusion-Terrasses.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Stable-Diffusion-Terrasses.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-139692\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Stable-Diffusion-Terrasses.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Stable-Diffusion-Terrasses-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Stable-Diffusion-Terrasses-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Stable-Diffusion-Terrasses-768x768.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">\n<blockquote><p><em>Illustration par Stable Diffusion<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Propos glan\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<ul class=\"ul1\">\n<li class=\"li1\">Nan, mais moi, j\u2019regarde plus la t\u00e9l\u00e9, parce que quand tu mets les infos bout \u00e0 bout, tu te prends direct un cancer du cerveau, entre les attaques au couteau des immigr\u00e9s fous, les viols de grand-m\u00e8re, les drones capables de te viser quand tu es aux toilettes, et que bient\u00f4t il y aura plus de missiles que d\u2019oiseaux, ben moi, j\u2019dis que les riches qui commandent, ils veulent tous nous d\u00e9zinguer parce qu\u2019y a trop de gens pauvres sur la plan\u00e8te qui polluent et qu\u2019ils disent que c\u2019est la cause du changement climatique qui nous fera tous crever\u2026<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">Arr\u00eate tes conneries, tu t\u2019imagines pas les progr\u00e8s de la technologie avec les fus\u00e9es et l\u2019intelligence artificielle, on passe dans un autre monde, on trouvera des solutions \u00e0 tous ces probl\u00e8mes.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">Tu r\u00eaves mon pote, attends de voir les virus g\u00e9ants des dinosaures qui vont te bouffer le foie, et que bient\u00f4t tu pourras m\u00eame plus marcher dans une for\u00eat sans sauter sur une mine ou te retrouver coincer sur un mur avec un robot qui te tient en joue !<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">T\u2019es vraiment un gros malade parano toi, t\u2019as besoin de faire un peu de yoga, une cure de fleurs de Bach, ou d\u2019une camisole chimique, tu mettrais le feu au lac avec tes angoisses \u00e0 la con !<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">Non mais toi t\u2019es pas fini, tu crois que tu pourras encore planter des carottes quand tu seras sous ta clim \u00e0 faire le guignol en m\u00e9ditation.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">Laisse tomber, j\u2019peux pas causer avec un mec qui a du boudin \u00e0 la place du sang !<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">(Le patron) Bon les gars, j\u2019vous sers quoi ?<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">Un blanc<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">Un rouge<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-04-15-09.34.32-A-vibrant-spring-scene-at-a-cafe-terrace-in-Paris.-The-setting-includes-outdoor-tables-filled-with-people-enjoying-the-warm-weather.-Some-are-chatting.webp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-04-15-09.34.32-A-vibrant-spring-scene-at-a-cafe-terrace-in-Paris.-The-setting-includes-outdoor-tables-filled-with-people-enjoying-the-warm-weather.-Some-are-chatting.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-139693\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-04-15-09.34.32-A-vibrant-spring-scene-at-a-cafe-terrace-in-Paris.-The-setting-includes-outdoor-tables-filled-with-people-enjoying-the-warm-weather.-Some-are-chatting.webp 1024w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-04-15-09.34.32-A-vibrant-spring-scene-at-a-cafe-terrace-in-Paris.-The-setting-includes-outdoor-tables-filled-with-people-enjoying-the-warm-weather.-Some-are-chatting-300x300.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-04-15-09.34.32-A-vibrant-spring-scene-at-a-cafe-terrace-in-Paris.-The-setting-includes-outdoor-tables-filled-with-people-enjoying-the-warm-weather.-Some-are-chatting-150x150.webp 150w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-04-15-09.34.32-A-vibrant-spring-scene-at-a-cafe-terrace-in-Paris.-The-setting-includes-outdoor-tables-filled-with-people-enjoying-the-warm-weather.-Some-are-chatting-768x768.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Illustration par DALL\u00b7E<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Stable-Diffusion-Terrasses.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Stable-Diffusion-Terrasses.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-139692\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Stable-Diffusion-Terrasses.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Stable-Diffusion-Terrasses-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Stable-Diffusion-Terrasses-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Stable-Diffusion-Terrasses-768x768.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>Illustration par Stable Diffusion<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Propos glan\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<ul class=\"ul1\">\n<li class=\"li1\">Nan, mais moi, j\u2019regarde plus la t\u00e9l\u00e9, parce que quand tu mets les infos bout \u00e0 bout, tu te prends direct un cancer du cerveau, entre les attaques au couteau des immigr\u00e9s fous, les 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