{"id":142639,"date":"2024-12-27T08:24:21","date_gmt":"2024-12-27T07:24:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/?p=142639"},"modified":"2024-12-27T10:50:09","modified_gmt":"2024-12-27T09:50:09","slug":"conte-de-noel-pour-les-petits-et-les-grands-enfants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/2024\/12\/27\/conte-de-noel-pour-les-petits-et-les-grands-enfants\/","title":{"rendered":"<b>Conte de No\u00ebl pour les petits et les grands enfants<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La sc\u00e8ne se passe avant-hier, jour de No\u00ebl. Tout \u00e9tait ferm\u00e9 bien entendu mais comme nous avions fait la fine bouche devant le petit-d\u00e9jeuner \u00ab\u00a0au buffet\u00a0\u00bb de l&rsquo;h\u00f4tel o\u00f9 nous \u00e9tions descendus \u00e0 Granville, \u00e0 la double repr\u00e9sentation anticip\u00e9e de la tranche de fromage industriel sous cellophane et du patron fron\u00e7ant les sourcils si nous descendions \u00e0 9h01, pass\u00e9e l&rsquo;\u00e9ch\u00e9ance fatidique qu&rsquo;il nous avait pos\u00e9e ayant mieux \u00e0 faire un matin de No\u00ebl que de poireauter \u00e0 nous attendre, nous \u00e9tions \u00e0 la recherche de deux caf\u00e9s-cr\u00e8me : un pour chaque.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-142640\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.01-A-cozy-cafe\u0301-tabac-in-Pontorson-during-Christmas-morning-with-a-warm-festive-ambiance.-Outside-a-small-crowd-of-people-forms-a-line-on-the-sidewalk-.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"1792\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.01-A-cozy-cafe\u0301-tabac-in-Pontorson-during-Christmas-morning-with-a-warm-festive-ambiance.-Outside-a-small-crowd-of-people-forms-a-line-on-the-sidewalk-.webp 1792w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.01-A-cozy-cafe\u0301-tabac-in-Pontorson-during-Christmas-morning-with-a-warm-festive-ambiance.-Outside-a-small-crowd-of-people-forms-a-line-on-the-sidewalk--300x171.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.01-A-cozy-cafe\u0301-tabac-in-Pontorson-during-Christmas-morning-with-a-warm-festive-ambiance.-Outside-a-small-crowd-of-people-forms-a-line-on-the-sidewalk--1024x585.webp 1024w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.01-A-cozy-cafe\u0301-tabac-in-Pontorson-during-Christmas-morning-with-a-warm-festive-ambiance.-Outside-a-small-crowd-of-people-forms-a-line-on-the-sidewalk--768x439.webp 768w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.01-A-cozy-cafe\u0301-tabac-in-Pontorson-during-Christmas-morning-with-a-warm-festive-ambiance.-Outside-a-small-crowd-of-people-forms-a-line-on-the-sidewalk--1536x878.webp 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1792px) 100vw, 1792px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Et \u00e0 Pontorson, nous avons trouv\u00e9 un caf\u00e9-tabac-buraliste ouvert, la foule des amateurs de loto et autres tierc\u00e9s d\u00e9bordant en une longue file sur le trottoir. Dans la salle, l\u00e0 aussi, la m\u00eame foule : pas une table o\u00f9 s&rsquo;asseoir et nous nous appr\u00eations \u00e0 ressortir de l&rsquo;\u00e9tablissement quand un monsieur d&rsquo;une soixantaine d&rsquo;ann\u00e9es, assis seul \u00e0 une table pour quatre, nous a fait un petit signe, nous invitant \u00e0 partager sa table, ce que nous avons fait avec reconnaissance et satisfaction.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-142641\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.10-The-interior-of-a-bustling-cafe\u0301-tabac-in-Pontorson-during-Christmas-morning.-The-room-is-filled-with-lively-patrons-all-tables-occupied.-At-the-cente.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"1792\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.10-The-interior-of-a-bustling-cafe\u0301-tabac-in-Pontorson-during-Christmas-morning.-The-room-is-filled-with-lively-patrons-all-tables-occupied.-At-the-cente.webp 1792w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.10-The-interior-of-a-bustling-cafe\u0301-tabac-in-Pontorson-during-Christmas-morning.-The-room-is-filled-with-lively-patrons-all-tables-occupied.-At-the-cente-300x171.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.10-The-interior-of-a-bustling-cafe\u0301-tabac-in-Pontorson-during-Christmas-morning.-The-room-is-filled-with-lively-patrons-all-tables-occupied.-At-the-cente-1024x585.webp 1024w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.10-The-interior-of-a-bustling-cafe\u0301-tabac-in-Pontorson-during-Christmas-morning.-The-room-is-filled-with-lively-patrons-all-tables-occupied.-At-the-cente-768x439.webp 768w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.10-The-interior-of-a-bustling-cafe\u0301-tabac-in-Pontorson-during-Christmas-morning.-The-room-is-filled-with-lively-patrons-all-tables-occupied.-At-the-cente-1536x878.webp 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1792px) 100vw, 1792px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>En fait, il n&rsquo;\u00e9tait pas seul car sa femme l&rsquo;a rapidement rejoint, ayant \u00e0 la main deux jeux \u00e0 gratter : un pour lui et un pour elle. Ils \u00e9taient comme nous, voyageurs, venant eux de Foug\u00e8res, comme ils entreprirent alors de nous l&rsquo;expliquer. Et l\u00e0, la pens\u00e9e m&rsquo;est venue : \u00ab\u00a0Ces personnes sont vraiment tr\u00e8s aimables : je vais les faire gagner !\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-142642\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.28-Inside-the-cafe\u0301-tabac-during-Christmas-morning-a-cozy-and-lively-atmosphere.-At-the-center-a-couple-from-Fouge\u0300res-sits-at-a-table-for-four-with-a-ma.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"1792\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.28-Inside-the-cafe\u0301-tabac-during-Christmas-morning-a-cozy-and-lively-atmosphere.-At-the-center-a-couple-from-Fouge\u0300res-sits-at-a-table-for-four-with-a-ma.webp 1792w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.28-Inside-the-cafe\u0301-tabac-during-Christmas-morning-a-cozy-and-lively-atmosphere.-At-the-center-a-couple-from-Fouge\u0300res-sits-at-a-table-for-four-with-a-ma-300x171.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.28-Inside-the-cafe\u0301-tabac-during-Christmas-morning-a-cozy-and-lively-atmosphere.-At-the-center-a-couple-from-Fouge\u0300res-sits-at-a-table-for-four-with-a-ma-1024x585.webp 1024w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.28-Inside-the-cafe\u0301-tabac-during-Christmas-morning-a-cozy-and-lively-atmosphere.-At-the-center-a-couple-from-Fouge\u0300res-sits-at-a-table-for-four-with-a-ma-768x439.webp 768w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.28-Inside-the-cafe\u0301-tabac-during-Christmas-morning-a-cozy-and-lively-atmosphere.-At-the-center-a-couple-from-Fouge\u0300res-sits-at-a-table-for-four-with-a-ma-1536x878.webp 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1792px) 100vw, 1792px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>J&rsquo;aimerais ajouter que la pens\u00e9e m&rsquo;est apparue aussit\u00f4t saugrenue : que je connais non seulement les lois de la physique mais que j&rsquo;y crois, et que je sais que nul, et en particulier pas moi, ne dispose du pouvoir de faire gagner quiconque au loto. Et pourtant, curieusement, ce matin-l\u00e0, pas du tout ! Je me disais au contraire en les regardant gratter : \u00ab\u00a0Allez-y, gagnez !\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>La dame s&rsquo;est vue gratifier de 50 euros, et le monsieur, de 10. Et \u00e0 la pens\u00e9e qui me revient de leurs visages \u00e9panouis, je me dis, comme au moment-m\u00eame : \u00ab\u00a0Je suis vraiment bien content de les avoir fait gagner !\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-142643\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.55-Inside-the-cafe\u0301-tabac-on-Christmas-morning-the-moment-of-joyful-discovery.-A-woman-in-her-sixties-holds-up-a-winning-lottery-scratch-ticket-showing-.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"1792\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.55-Inside-the-cafe\u0301-tabac-on-Christmas-morning-the-moment-of-joyful-discovery.-A-woman-in-her-sixties-holds-up-a-winning-lottery-scratch-ticket-showing-.webp 1792w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.55-Inside-the-cafe\u0301-tabac-on-Christmas-morning-the-moment-of-joyful-discovery.-A-woman-in-her-sixties-holds-up-a-winning-lottery-scratch-ticket-showing--300x171.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.55-Inside-the-cafe\u0301-tabac-on-Christmas-morning-the-moment-of-joyful-discovery.-A-woman-in-her-sixties-holds-up-a-winning-lottery-scratch-ticket-showing--1024x585.webp 1024w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.55-Inside-the-cafe\u0301-tabac-on-Christmas-morning-the-moment-of-joyful-discovery.-A-woman-in-her-sixties-holds-up-a-winning-lottery-scratch-ticket-showing--768x439.webp 768w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-12-27-04.52.55-Inside-the-cafe\u0301-tabac-on-Christmas-morning-the-moment-of-joyful-discovery.-A-woman-in-her-sixties-holds-up-a-winning-lottery-scratch-ticket-showing--1536x878.webp 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1792px) 100vw, 1792px\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Illustrations par DALL\u00b7E &#8230; ressuscit\u00e9 !<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La sc\u00e8ne se passe avant-hier, jour de No\u00ebl. Tout \u00e9tait ferm\u00e9 bien entendu mais comme nous avions fait la fine bouche devant le petit-d\u00e9jeuner \u00ab\u00a0au buffet\u00a0\u00bb de l&rsquo;h\u00f4tel o\u00f9 nous \u00e9tions descendus \u00e0 Granville, \u00e0 la double repr\u00e9sentation anticip\u00e9e de la tranche de fromage industriel sous cellophane et du patron fron\u00e7ant les sourcils si nous [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[833],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-vie-de-tous-les-jours"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142639"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":142649,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142639\/revisions\/142649"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}