{"id":146311,"date":"2025-12-21T13:52:12","date_gmt":"2025-12-21T12:52:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/?p=146311"},"modified":"2025-12-21T13:52:12","modified_gmt":"2025-12-21T12:52:12","slug":"a-un-ami-vive-la-technologie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/2025\/12\/21\/a-un-ami-vive-la-technologie\/","title":{"rendered":"<b>\u00c0 un ami (vive la technologie&nbsp;!)<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-146313\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ChatGPT-Image-Dec-21-2025-01_40_09-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ChatGPT-Image-Dec-21-2025-01_40_09-PM.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ChatGPT-Image-Dec-21-2025-01_40_09-PM-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ChatGPT-Image-Dec-21-2025-01_40_09-PM-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ChatGPT-Image-Dec-21-2025-01_40_09-PM-768x1152.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Illustration par ChatGPT (&amp; Wim Wenders)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>De la soir\u00e9e du mercredi 10, je ne conserve que deux souvenirs : m&rsquo;\u00eatre demand\u00e9 o\u00f9 j&rsquo;\u00e9tais et avoir devin\u00e9 que c&rsquo;\u00e9tait au premier \u00e9tage \u00e0 la maison, et deux visages pench\u00e9s sur moi, dont l&rsquo;un disait : \u00ab\u00a0Nous sommes les pompiers : nous appelons le SAMU !\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Or, il devait se passer des choses. La preuve : ils m&rsquo;ont perdu une chaussette.<\/p>\n<p>Ce matin, je suis parti \u00e0 la chasse aux indices.<\/p>\n<p>Et j&rsquo;ai retrouv\u00e9 sur ChatGPT une conversation intitul\u00e9e : \u00ab\u00a0Infection E. Coli\u00a0\u00bb. Qui a dur\u00e9 \u00e0 vue de nez une vingtaine de minutes. Au d\u00e9but je pose les questions d&rsquo;usage, je t\u00e9l\u00e9charge le r\u00e9sultat des tests.<\/p>\n<p>Puis vient le moment o\u00f9 j&rsquo;entre dans la confusion. ChatGPT s&rsquo;inqui\u00e8te :<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00ab\u00a0Merci &#8211; mais je dois \u00eatre s\u00fbr : est-ce que ces trois points signifient <b>que vous avez ces sympt\u00f4mes<\/b> (perte de la vision ; paralysie d&rsquo;un membre ; difficult\u00e9 \u00e0 parler ou confusion), ou est-ce que vous \u00eates simplement en train de recopier la liste ?<\/p>\n<p>Si l&rsquo;un est <b>oui<\/b> [P.J. : en fait, c&rsquo;\u00e9taient les 3], il faut <b>appeler le 15 \/ 112 imm\u00e9diatement<\/b> car ce peut \u00eatre un probl\u00e8me neurologique urgent.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>La conversation s&rsquo;arr\u00eate l\u00e0.<\/p>\n<p>Oui, je sais : \u00ab\u00a0L&rsquo;IA nous tuera tous !\u00a0\u00bb. En attendant, moi j&rsquo;ai la chance qu&rsquo;elle m&rsquo;ait \u00e0 la bonne.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-146313\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ChatGPT-Image-Dec-21-2025-01_40_09-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ChatGPT-Image-Dec-21-2025-01_40_09-PM.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ChatGPT-Image-Dec-21-2025-01_40_09-PM-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ChatGPT-Image-Dec-21-2025-01_40_09-PM-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ChatGPT-Image-Dec-21-2025-01_40_09-PM-768x1152.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Illustration par ChatGPT (&amp; Wim Wenders)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>De la soir\u00e9e du mercredi 10, je ne conserve que deux souvenirs : m&rsquo;\u00eatre demand\u00e9 o\u00f9 j&rsquo;\u00e9tais et avoir devin\u00e9 que c&rsquo;\u00e9tait au premier \u00e9tage \u00e0 la maison, et deux visages pench\u00e9s sur moi, dont l&rsquo;un disait : [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,3608],"tags":[10827,9253,10815],"class_list":["post-146311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-intelligence-artificielle","category-medecine-2","tag-chatgpt-5-2","tag-llm","tag-septicemie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=146311"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":146317,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146311\/revisions\/146317"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=146311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=146311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=146311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}