{"id":59519,"date":"2013-10-30T19:38:28","date_gmt":"2013-10-30T17:38:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/?p=59519"},"modified":"2013-10-30T19:38:28","modified_gmt":"2013-10-30T17:38:28","slug":"twitter-blues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/2013\/10\/30\/twitter-blues\/","title":{"rendered":"<b>\u00ab\u00a0Twitter Blues\u00a0\u00bb<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La version d\u00e9finitive.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"100%\" height=\"166\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?url=https%3A\/\/api.soundcloud.com\/tracks\/114334183\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>recorded October 2013 at ohmstudio.com as part of Weekend Collab #61 Storytelling with guest lyricist Paul Jorion, an anthropologist\/previous futures trader that runs a popular blog on financial and economic matters.<\/p>\n<p>Paul Jorion (FRA): lyrics<br \/>\ndrumaholic (AUS): drums<br \/>\nBioXiD (CAN): samples and keys<br \/>\njamie57lp (USA): guitar<br \/>\nPoro (JPN): guitar<br \/>\nGrooveman (CAN): guitar<br \/>\nHerman (USA): vocals and some lyrics<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->I got a story to tell<br \/>\nIt didn&rsquo;t come out too well<br \/>\nI went and made the news<br \/>\nI got the twitter blues<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;m so embarrased<br \/>\nI don&rsquo;t wanna tell it now<br \/>\nbut I gotta<br \/>\nSo here I go right now<\/p>\n<p>I got an email today<br \/>\nThe Daily News is Twitting on me<br \/>\nI couldn&rsquo;t beleive it<br \/>\nDidn&rsquo;t know what to say<br \/>\nSo I started re-twitting like crazy<\/p>\n<p>But then came that troll<br \/>\nWith seventeen pseudos<br \/>\nHe hit me like a square peg<br \/>\nInto a round hole<\/p>\n<p>I got the Twitter Blues<br \/>\nI got the Twitter Blues<br \/>\nI&rsquo;m gonna run outta here<br \/>\nAfter I tie my shoes<br \/>\n&lsquo;Cause I got me<br \/>\nThe Twitter Blues<\/p>\n<p>All those Tweets<br \/>\nThey got me so confused<br \/>\nThey left me with<br \/>\nThe Twitter Blues<\/p>\n<p>Tell it like it is<br \/>\nPoro from Japan<\/p>\n<p>That troll was tweeting me down<br \/>\nFacebooking me to mush<br \/>\nMy name got so Net-Trashed<br \/>\nAll I do is drink now<br \/>\nI&rsquo;m a Twitter Lush<\/p>\n<p>This bad fortune on no one<br \/>\nI would choose<br \/>\nI got me<br \/>\nThe Twitter Blues<\/p>\n<p>Jamie from USA<br \/>\nFinish it off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La version d\u00e9finitive.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"100%\" height=\"166\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?url=https%3A\/\/api.soundcloud.com\/tracks\/114334183\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>recorded October 2013 at ohmstudio.com as part of Weekend Collab #61 Storytelling with guest lyricist Paul Jorion, an anthropologist\/previous futures trader that runs a popular blog on financial and economic matters.<\/p>\n<p>Paul Jorion (FRA): lyrics<br \/> drumaholic (AUS): drums<br \/> BioXiD (CAN): samples and keys<br \/> [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59519"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59524,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59519\/revisions\/59524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}