{"id":63523,"date":"2014-03-29T08:10:48","date_gmt":"2014-03-29T07:10:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/?p=63523"},"modified":"2014-03-29T08:10:48","modified_gmt":"2014-03-29T07:10:48","slug":"il-etait-une-fois-par-un-belge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/2014\/03\/29\/il-etait-une-fois-par-un-belge\/","title":{"rendered":"IL \u00c9TAIT UNE FOIS<\/b>, par Un Belge"},"content":{"rendered":"

Billet invit\u00e9.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

– Papy, c\u2019\u00e9tait quoi, le Front National ?
\n– \u2026
\n– C\u2019\u00e9tait quoi, le Front National, Papy ?
\n– \u2026
\n– Pourquoi tu r\u00e9ponds pas ?
\n– Mange !<\/p>\n

– Papy ?
\n– Quoi encore ?
\n– C\u2019\u00e9tait quoi le Parti Socialiste ?
\n– \u2026<\/p>\n

– C\u2019\u00e9tait quoi, Papy ? Dis ? Le Parti Socialiste, c\u2019\u00e9tait quoi ?
\n– Si tu continues, je t\u2019envoie au lit !<\/p>\n

– Et \u00e7a, l\u00e0, UMP, \u00e7a veut dire quoi ? Et les Verts, c’est qui, \u00e7a, les Verts ?
\n– Bon, \u00e7a suffit! D\u2019o\u00f9 sort ce journal ?
\n– C\u2019est le vieux revolver de Mamy qui \u00e9tait emball\u00e9 dedans.
\n– Donne-moi \u00e7a !
\n– A\u00efe ! Papy ! Tu m\u2019as fait mal au poignet, !
\n– Excuse-moi.<\/p>\n

– Papy, pourquoi t\u2019es en col\u00e8re ?
\n– \u2026
\n– Pourquoi tu jettes le journal dans le feu ?
\n– \u2026
\n– Papy, pourquoi tu parles jamais d\u2019avant, quand tu \u00e9tais jeune ?
\n– \u2026
\n– Pourquoi tu pleures ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Billet invit\u00e9.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

– Papy, c\u2019\u00e9tait quoi, le Front National ?
– \u2026
– C\u2019\u00e9tait quoi, le Front National, Papy ?
– \u2026
– Pourquoi tu r\u00e9ponds pas ?
– Mange !<\/p>\n

– Papy ?
– Quoi encore ?
– C\u2019\u00e9tait quoi le Parti Socialiste ?
– \u2026<\/p>\n

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