{"id":79175,"date":"2015-09-28T20:30:34","date_gmt":"2015-09-28T18:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/?p=79175"},"modified":"2015-09-28T21:24:50","modified_gmt":"2015-09-28T19:24:50","slug":"les-principes-volkswagen-i-ii-et-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/2015\/09\/28\/les-principes-volkswagen-i-ii-et-iii\/","title":{"rendered":"Les principes Volkswagen I, II et III"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J\u2019ignore s\u2019il existe un nom pour le principe suivant\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Aussi stupide que soit quelqu\u2019un, il n\u2019en pensera pas moins qu\u2019il est entour\u00e9 seulement d\u2019imb\u00e9ciles\u00a0\u00bb. S\u2019il n\u2019a pas encore de\u00a0nom, je propose de l\u2019appeler \u00ab\u00a0Principe Volkswagen I\u00a0\u00bb. Et si je l\u2019ai num\u00e9rot\u00e9 \u00ab\u00a0I\u00a0\u00bb, c\u2019est qu\u2019il faut le compl\u00e9ter aussit\u00f4t du \u00ab\u00a0Principe Volkswagen II\u00a0\u00bb dont l\u2019\u00e9nonc\u00e9 est celui-ci\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Un idiot grassement pay\u00e9 ne devinera jamais qu\u2019il l\u2019est\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Pour ce qui est de ce second principe, je ne suis pas s\u00fbr pourtant que l\u2019appellation de \u00ab\u00a0principe\u00a0\u00bb lui convienne parfaitement puisqu\u2019elle sugg\u00e8re qu\u2019il ne s\u2019agit l\u00e0 que d\u2019un <em>postulat<\/em>, c\u2019est-\u00e0-dire d\u2019une proposition suppos\u00e9e vraie sans pour autant \u00eatre irr\u00e9futablement tenue pour telle, comme le serait un <em>axiome<\/em>, ou ayant \u00e9t\u00e9 d\u00e9montr\u00e9e, \u00e0 l\u2019instar d\u2019un <em>th\u00e9or\u00e8me<\/em>, alors qu\u2019\u00ab\u00a0Un idiot grassement pay\u00e9 ne devinera jamais qu\u2019il l\u2019est\u00a0\u00bb n\u2019est en r\u00e9alit\u00e9 que le corollaire d\u2019un th\u00e9or\u00e8me qui a \u00e9t\u00e9 prouv\u00e9, sans la moindre contestation possible, par la \u00ab\u00a0science\u00a0\u00bb \u00e9conomique, et dont l\u2019\u00e9nonc\u00e9 est celui-ci\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Toute r\u00e9mun\u00e9ration scandaleuse r\u00e9compense un talent strictement proportionnel \u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>La m\u00e9saventure de M. Martin Winterkorn, PDG de Volkswagen jusqu\u2019\u00e0 tr\u00e8s r\u00e9cemment, sugg\u00e8re cependant\u00a0un troisi\u00e8me \u00ab\u00a0Principe Volkswagen\u00a0\u00bb, que voici : \u00ab\u00a0Quel que soit le montant du bonus, il est souhaitable qu\u2019il soit sup\u00e9rieur \u00e0 l\u2019amende punissant la malversation l\u2019ayant permis\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J\u2019ignore s\u2019il existe un nom pour le principe suivant\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Aussi stupide que soit quelqu\u2019un, il n\u2019en pensera pas moins qu\u2019il est entour\u00e9 seulement d\u2019imb\u00e9ciles\u00a0\u00bb. S\u2019il n\u2019a pas encore de\u00a0nom, je propose de l\u2019appeler \u00ab\u00a0Principe Volkswagen I\u00a0\u00bb. Et si je l\u2019ai num\u00e9rot\u00e9 \u00ab\u00a0I\u00a0\u00bb, c\u2019est qu\u2019il faut le compl\u00e9ter aussit\u00f4t du \u00ab\u00a0Principe Volkswagen II\u00a0\u00bb dont l\u2019\u00e9nonc\u00e9 est [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3594,833],"tags":[4495],"class_list":["post-79175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ethique-2","category-la-vie-de-tous-les-jours","tag-volkswagen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79175"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79181,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79175\/revisions\/79181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}