{"id":87568,"date":"2016-07-10T21:28:23","date_gmt":"2016-07-10T19:28:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/?p=87568"},"modified":"2016-07-10T21:36:23","modified_gmt":"2016-07-10T19:36:23","slug":"les-deux-premiers-films-de-james-dean-votre-serviteur-probablement-floue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/2016\/07\/10\/les-deux-premiers-films-de-james-dean-votre-serviteur-probablement-floue\/","title":{"rendered":"Les deux premiers films de James Dean\u00a0: votre serviteur, (probablement) flou\u00e9\u00a0!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J\u2019ai achet\u00e9 \u00e7a \u00e0 prix r\u00e9duit quand j\u2019\u00e9tais encore aux <em>you\u00e8ssof\u00e9<\/em>\u00a0: les deux premiers films de James Dean\u00a0pour $6.99. Je ne pouvais pas y perdre. Que je croyais\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Le premier s\u2019appelle \u00ab\u00a0Hill #1\u00a0\u00bb, la premi\u00e8re colline.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7a s\u2019annonce plut\u00f4t mal d\u00e8s le d\u00e9but\u00a0: malgr\u00e9 une vingtaine de noms au g\u00e9n\u00e9rique, pas celui de James Dean.<\/p>\n<p>La premi\u00e8re sc\u00e8ne, c\u2019est pendant la guerre de quarante. Des soldats tirent au canon. L\u2019aum\u00f4nier arrive dans sa jeep. La conversation s&rsquo;engage.<\/p>\n<p>Un bidasse\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Colline N\u00b031 cette semaine, Colline N\u00b017 la semaine pass\u00e9e, et N\u00b021, celle d\u2019avant, \u00e7a devient lassant\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>L\u2019aum\u00f4nier\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Vous savez quel jour on est, les gars\u00a0?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Un bidasse\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0On est samedi\u00a0! \u2026 \u00e0 moins qu\u2019on soit dimanche\u00a0?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>L\u2019aum\u00f4nier\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Oui on est dimanche. Et non seulement on est dimanche, mais c\u2019est dimanche de P\u00e2ques\u00a0! Et maintenant que j\u2019y pense, ce ne serait pas une mauvaise id\u00e9e qu\u2019on parle plut\u00f4t de la<em> colline N\u00b01<\/em>. Vous savez ce que c\u2019est, les gars, la<em> colline N\u00b01\u00a0<\/em>?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Les bidasses\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Euh\u2026\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>L\u2019aum\u00f4nier\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0La<em> colline N\u00b0<\/em>1, eh bien c\u2019est le Golgotha.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p><em>Flashback<\/em>. Nous voil\u00e0 devant Ponce Pilate.<\/p>\n<p>Un g\u00e9n\u00e9ral romain\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Mauvaise nouvelle, Boss\u00a0! le gars qu\u2019on a crucifi\u00e9 tout \u00e0 l\u2019heure, manque de pot\u00a0: c\u2019est vraiment le fils de Dieu.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Ponce Pilate\u00a0: \u00ab Ah mince\u00a0! T\u2019es s\u00fbr\u00a0?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>J\u2019exag\u00e8re \u00e0 peine, le truc est financ\u00e9 par \u00ab\u00a0La soci\u00e9t\u00e9 du Rosaire\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Si J\u00e9sus qu\u2019on verra tout \u00e0 l\u2019heure ressuscit\u00e9, c\u2019est James Dean, j\u2019en aurai eu pour mon argent, mais pour incarner\u00a0le fils de Dieu, on aurait sans doute mis son nom au g\u00e9n\u00e9rique. Je crains le pire!<\/p>\n<p>J\u2019aimerais bien savoir si pendant ce temps-l\u00e0 la France bat le Portugal, malheureusement, comme vous le voyez,\u00a0je suis riv\u00e9 \u00e0 mon \u00e9cran\u00a0!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J\u2019ai achet\u00e9 \u00e7a \u00e0 prix r\u00e9duit quand j\u2019\u00e9tais encore aux <em>you\u00e8ssof\u00e9<\/em>\u00a0: les deux premiers films de James Dean\u00a0pour $6.99. Je ne pouvais pas y perdre. 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