{"id":95475,"date":"2017-05-24T21:32:01","date_gmt":"2017-05-24T19:32:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/?p=95475"},"modified":"2017-05-24T21:32:01","modified_gmt":"2017-05-24T19:32:01","slug":"quel-lache-ce-jorion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/24\/quel-lache-ce-jorion\/","title":{"rendered":"Quel l\u00e2che, ce Jorion !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sur un boulevard parisien, je suis \u00e0 la terrasse d&rsquo;un caf\u00e9, parce qu&rsquo;il fait trop chaud \u00e0 l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur.<\/p>\n<p>La pollution me fait pleurer, tousser. Dans un tel brouillard de particules fines et de pestilence de vapeurs diesel, je me reproche am\u00e8rement de compromettre \u00e0 ce point ma sant\u00e9. <\/p>\n<p>Quand vient s&rsquo;installer \u00e0 la table qui me fait face, un couple dans la trentaine et son jovial b\u00e9b\u00e9 dans sa poussette, qui ne tarde pas \u00e0 me gratifier d&rsquo;infatigables risettes. La maman s&rsquo;apercevant de son man\u00e8ge, se tourne \u00e0 un moment vers moi qui, d\u00e9sar\u00e7onn\u00e9 par le bonheur qui illumine son visage, au lieu de l&rsquo;agonir du \u00ab\u00a0Criminels qui \u00e9levez un enfant dans un pareil environnement !\u00a0\u00bb, que je fulmine int\u00e9rieurement, lui retourne l\u00e2chement son sourire !    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sur un boulevard parisien, je suis \u00e0 la terrasse d&rsquo;un caf\u00e9, parce qu&rsquo;il fait trop chaud \u00e0 l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur. La pollution me fait pleurer, tousser. Dans un tel brouillard de particules fines et de pestilence de vapeurs diesel, je me reproche am\u00e8rement de compromettre \u00e0 ce point ma sant\u00e9. Quand vient s&rsquo;installer \u00e0 la table qui [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4390,833],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collapsologie","category-la-vie-de-tous-les-jours"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95475"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95476,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95475\/revisions\/95476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}