{"id":95475,"date":"2017-05-24T21:32:01","date_gmt":"2017-05-24T19:32:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/?p=95475"},"modified":"2017-05-24T21:32:01","modified_gmt":"2017-05-24T19:32:01","slug":"quel-lache-ce-jorion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/24\/quel-lache-ce-jorion\/","title":{"rendered":"Quel l\u00e2che, ce Jorion !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sur un boulevard parisien, je suis \u00e0 la terrasse d&rsquo;un caf\u00e9, parce qu&rsquo;il fait trop chaud \u00e0 l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur.<\/p>\n<p>La pollution me fait pleurer, tousser. Dans un tel brouillard de particules fines et de pestilence de vapeurs diesel, je me reproche am\u00e8rement de compromettre \u00e0 ce point ma sant\u00e9. <\/p>\n<p>Quand vient s&rsquo;installer \u00e0 la table qui me fait face, un couple dans la trentaine et son jovial b\u00e9b\u00e9 dans sa poussette, qui ne tarde pas \u00e0 me gratifier d&rsquo;infatigables risettes. La maman s&rsquo;apercevant de son man\u00e8ge, se tourne \u00e0 un moment vers moi qui, d\u00e9sar\u00e7onn\u00e9 par le bonheur qui illumine son visage, au lieu de l&rsquo;agonir du \u00ab\u00a0Criminels qui \u00e9levez un enfant dans un pareil environnement !\u00a0\u00bb, que je fulmine int\u00e9rieurement, lui retourne l\u00e2chement son sourire !    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sur un boulevard parisien, je suis \u00e0 la terrasse d&rsquo;un caf\u00e9, parce qu&rsquo;il fait trop chaud \u00e0 l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur.<\/p>\n<p>La pollution me fait pleurer, tousser. Dans un tel brouillard de particules fines et de pestilence de vapeurs diesel, je me reproche am\u00e8rement de compromettre \u00e0 ce point ma sant\u00e9. <\/p>\n<p>Quand vient s&rsquo;installer \u00e0 la table [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4390,833],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collapsologie","category-la-vie-de-tous-les-jours"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95475"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95476,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95475\/revisions\/95476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pauljorion.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}